captaincallahan: raah raah like a dungeon dragon wow nicki i’m inspired by your lyrics < 3
band you don't like/care about: hey we're announcing a tour and we're playing in your town in the holidays and the tickets are free !!!!
Your favorite band: Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!
amouremeline: f is for friends who dont talk to you u is for ur alone n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
allyoubeautifulfreaks: the key to friendship is caps lock
gizz-e: THIS SCENE.
Smoked a bowl. Now I want McDonald’s fries in the worst way. Anyone have money and a car? ;)
soolooxcoopter: obesealpaca: When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know Those fries could be salted with tears So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
People shouldn’t try to find ways to be offended, they should try to find ways...– Dustin Penner (via thelosangeleskings)