December 2011
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dallas, were coming for you.
thebbruinsgirl63:
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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I’ll teach you the Kaner Suffle.
– Patrick Kane (via nhlpickuplines)
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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l-e-a-u:
They’d make a gorgeous couple.