dallas, were coming for you.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
I’ll teach you the Kaner Suffle.– Patrick Kane (via nhlpickuplines)
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
l-e-a-u: They’d make a gorgeous couple.